Mootilda is on the Mooooove!
She’s happy to amooooose you while you’re on your way to and from:
Breweries, Wineries, Distilleries
Boston for the ballet, theater, concerts, etc.
Girls/Boys Night Out
Prom/Weddings
Bachelor/Bachelorette
and more!
Contact us!
FEES:
Base prices includes 3 hour minimum
Within 15 miles from the farm:
$350
15-30 miles from the farm:
$450
30-60 miles from the farm:
$600
$100/each additional hour
About Mootilda:
Mootilda can seat up to 10 people, and has seatbelts available for each seat. She also has a handicapped-accessible elevator for wheelchairs if necessary. Snacks and beverages for the ride can be available.
Have Mootilda liven up your event while she “moooooos” all over town!
Mootilda thinks these cow jokes are udder nonsense and would rather be watching MooTube!
Déjà Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Mooosic!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school? Bison!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
What do you call the cow who won the lottery? A cash cow.
What do you get from a miniature cow? Condensed milk.
Where do cow farts come from? From their dairy air.
Where do cows get their medicine? The farmacy.
Did you hear about the famous cow? They say her milk was legend dairy.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.